Family Guy Songs
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[edit] All the freaking songs!
by David Pursglove (Wormo) (please insert name appropriately as contributed)
Family Guy is not only known for it's satire humour, topical comedy ;) but also for it's amusing songs. Here, i've comprised lyrics from all the songs (probably missing some tiny winy ones (such as Bill's song))
Starting in order of broadcast! with pictures from all of the songs!!!!!ZAF!!!
[edit] Season 1
[edit] Main Theme
Lois: It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies
and sex on TV.
Peter: But, Where are those good ol' fashion values...
All: ...on which we used to rely?
All: Lucky there's a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who, positivly can do,
all the thing that make us...
Stewie: laugh and cry
All: He's
a
Fam-
-ily
Guuuuy!
[edit] My God This House Is Freakin' Sweet
from Peter Peter Caviar Eater
Butlers:We only live to kiss your ass.
Butler:Kiss it? Oh, we'll even wipe it for you.
Butlers:From here on in its Easy Street.
Peter talking:Any bars on that street?
Butler talking:24 happy hours a day.
Peter talking:Oh, boy
Guards:We'll stop jehovahs at the gate.
Guard talking:Can I see that pamphlet sir.
(smacks over head)
Peter:My god this house is freakin' sweet!
Chef:I make brunch,Clive cooks lunch.
Both:Each and everyday.
Blake:Chocolate cake ala Blake.
Peter:100 bucks Blake is gay.
Butler:We'll do the best we can with Meg.
Meg talking:Are you saying im ugly?
Maid talking:It doesn't matter dear you're rich now.
Butlers:We'll do your nails and rub your feet.
Lois talking:Oh that's not nessa--Oh, my
Butlers:We'll do your homework every night.
Chris talking:It's really hard.
Butler:That's why we got that Steven Hawking guy.
Peter:My god this house is freakin' sweet!
Peter:Used to pass, lots of gas, Lois ran away.
Now we've got, 30 rooms, hello beans, good bye spray.
Butlers:We'd take a bullet just for you.
Stewie talking:Oh. what a coincidence, I've got one.
Lois talking:Stewie!
Butlers:Prepare to suck that golden teat.
Butlers and maids:Now that your stinking rich.
We'll gladly be your bitch.
All:My god this house is freakin' sweet!
Welcome!
(talking)
Maid: Well, that's a wrap people, now let's get the hell outta here...
Peter:Where're you going?
Maid:The old braud only paid us up through the song.
Lois:That's okay, we can just pickup after ourselves. After all,
we'll only be here on weekends.
Peter: Oh, no, Lois. It's time you started living like the piece of Schmidt
you are.
Lois: That's Pewterschmidt.you sure?
Peter:Hey, hey you guys! You're all hired to be fulltime Griffin
servents.
Lois:Peter, where are we going to get the money to pay all these people?
Peter:Simple, I uh- sold our house in Quaohog...
Lois: You sold our home?
Peter:Surprise...
Lois: Peter, how could you?
(singing)
Peter:Whoops...I regonize that tone, tonight i sleep alone.
But still this...
All:...house is freakin' sweet!
[edit] Anna Rules
from The King is dead
Peter:
I have slain the evil emperor, and now I proclaim Si'Am the United States of America!
Anna rules!
Cause I kick all the bad guys in their jewels
Anna won
Thanks to my Gamma-Ray atomic gun!
Dance and shout, he's the world's greatest ninja there's no doubt!
Though they try to defeat me, they can all just fricking eat me
Cause he blew all of us away!
In the planet of Si'Am there's no one tough as I am, just as surely as Paul Lynde was gay!
